“Culture is dead.” These are the words printed on the stained, unlaminated paper sign stapled to the door of the dilapidated big house of the long ago dissolved1 Fakename Plantation in Faketown, Mississippi. For some residents of the ramshackle manor—an artist collective of disaffected writers, homeless squatters, multiple personalities, artificial intelligences, and howling ghosts—this motto is a call to arms, for others a victory cry, for others still a statement of cold,2 dispassionate fact. For all, it’s an organizing principle, a rationalization of their fruitless labor, a hustle. Together they run The Last Estate, a post-culture arts & culture “magazine”3 dedicated to exhuming and reanimating4 the corpse of artistic joy, if only to add spice to the autopsy.